Teacher asks students about sound made by animals
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Teacher : dog
Student : bark
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Teacher : cat
Student : meow
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Teacher : lion
Student : aaah aaaaaaah ......yeehh
yeehhh .......commme oonnnn
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Teacher : i said lion not 'leone'
Student : O Teri ... :P ;)

Santa's marriage got fixed for 2nd November.
He sent an Invite to all his friends:
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Marriage is on 2nd, please come on the Ist Night.
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We'll all have fun together! :P haha :v

Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone. :) :P :D

Son: Dad, What is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person
Who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way
that another person who is listening to him can't understand him.
Do you understand me?
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Son: No. :D

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are u writing so slowly?

Sardar: I m writing to my 6 year old son,
he cant read very fast. :D