Boyfriend- Today I Am Tensed,
Got Fired From Job,
Got Disowned From Home,
Mood Is Also Off.
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Girlfriend - Acha!
Leave All That,
Look Here!!
...... My New Chappals !  :D

Wife : How much do you ‎#Love me ?
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Santa : I love U so much, I can't measure.
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Wife : No just tell me.... :/
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Santa : Okay, I am like a ‎#Cellphone
& you are my ‎#SIM card,
i am nothing without you... :)
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Wife : Wow ! that's so ‎#ROMANTIC...
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Santa (saying to himself): Thank God
She doesn't know, this is a Chinese phone,
with FOUR SIM cards :D :v (y)

In a ‎#classroom.
Girl: Who gets more angry,
‎#Boys or ‎#Girls?

Boy: Girls.
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Girl: How?
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Boy: If I ‎#kiss you, you'll get ‎#angry;
But when you kiss me, I'll never get angry. ;) :P

Doctor: You must exercise daily for good health
Pappu: I play football, cricket and tennis almost daily.
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Doctor: How long do you play?
Pappu: Until the battery in my mobile dies down! :D :P

Boy1 :: Meet my Wife Tina..
Boy2 :: Oh! I know her..
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Boy1 :: oh How.. ??
Boy2 :: actually we were caught sleeping together :|
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Boy1 :: what.. ??
What the hell.. ?? :@

Boy2 :: during lecture in maths class dude...
Think Positive yaar... :D :P