Teacher :- Now, Sam tell me frankly,
do you say prayers before eating?
Sam :- No Sir, I dont have to,
My Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher Shocked! Student Rocked! :D

Teacher :- What are the people of Turkey called?
Student :- I don't know.

Teacher :- They are called Turks.
now What are the people of Germany called?
Student :- They are called Germs.
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Teacher Shocked! Student Rocked! :D

History Teacher :- From Where to Where did the mughals rule?
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Student :- Sir, I am not sure but i think
from page 15 TO 26...
Teacher Shocked! Student Rocked! xD :P

21st century kids visited a Museum,
while staring at an Egyptian Mummy with 1227BC written below..

1st kid asked: What does that mean?
2nd kid: Must be his BBM pin :D :P

Santa Shouting 2 His GirlFriend
"U Said V Will Do
Register #Marriage And U #Cheated Me,
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I was Waiting 4 U
Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office..... :D