A man died and sent to #Heaven.
God was surprised to see his #Heart still beating.
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God asked him, how come?
The man replied, "I'm #Dead
but my #Wife still lives in my Heart". ;) <3
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The man was sent to #Hell for over-acting! :D :P

3 Boys proposing a Girl..

1st boy- I Can die for you.
Girl- Every one says like this.

2nd boy- I Can get stars for you.
Girl- Pretty old dialog.

3rd boy- I can delete My Facebook ACCOUNT.
Girl in Tears, I'll Marry U... :D

Santa reading a #Newspaper:

#Indian Athlete lost gold medal in long jump!
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Santa says: Idiot who told him
to wear a gold medal while jumping? :D :P

Santa while taking a head-bath was applying #shampoo even on his shoulders.

Jeeto: Why are you applying #shampoo on shoulders?

Santa: This shampoo is special.
It is clearly written on it
"Head and Shoulders" :D

I was In A 'Taxi'
When The Taxi Driver Said:

"I Love This Job..!
I Am My Own Boss
& No Body Tells Me What To Do..!"

Then I Replied: "Aage Sey Left Le" :D :P