Teacher to half-asleep #Pappu in class,
"Who invented Steam Engine?"
Pappu: What Sir?

Teacher: Very good. It's correct.
James Watt, it is.
Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge :D

Teacher: Define #Electricity?
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Pappu: Electricity is the daughter of #Punjab Govt.
and has an extremely loose character.
She goes and comes anytime,
anywhere without informing anyone,
and quite occasionally even at midnight!!! :P

Husband and Wife both die in a car crash.

Husband becomes bhoot.
Wife becomes Dayan.

They both meet after some time.
Husband tells wife: See I have become a #Bhoot after death,
But strangely you are Still the same... :D

B.Com Student Hugs a Girl. .

GIRL : What is Dis ?? .
BOY : Direct Marketing
GIRL : Slaps a boy. . .
BOY : What Is dis ?? .
GIRL : Customer's FEEDBACK :P :D :D

TC Fined Ticket Less Girls
Girl In Pant Was Fined - Rs 100
Skirt Girl - Rs 50
Mini Skirt Girl - Rs 25
Next Girl Was Fined Rs 0 Why?
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U Naughty
She Had Ticket... :D