Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,"To the only boy I ever loved ! "

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?

The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!

Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?

son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush

One day Raja and Rani decided to send messages
to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.

The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid "This was a missed call"

Q: Do u knw why in a couple's photo man is on the right side & woman on the left ?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,
Liabilities are on the  Left Side
& Assets on d Right !  :P