A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
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Where do I see my son in future?
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Peon: The future iz bright,
I had also completed my engineering from the same college! :-P

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans.
Is it a boy or a girl?
B: A girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, Sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

Jeeto went to cash a cheque at a bank.
The teller examined it, then asked, "Can you identify yourself?"
Looking puzzled, Jeeto dipped into her handbag and pulled out a small mirror.
She glanced into it for a moment and then smiled, "Yes, it's me all right".

A K.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

A man went to hell and asked
the Yamraj if he can call his wife.
yamraj said "u can do that"

after man spoke to his wife..
he asked how much to pay yamraj
yamraj said.."hell to hell is free"