A girl Checks Her Weight, That’s 60 KG
She removes Sandal Then 57 KG
Then Dupatta 56 KG
Now Coin Finished Then A Boy Said
Please Carry On, I Have Coins

Little boy: Rajni uncle,
what's your most memorable moment while studying in school?
Rajnikanth: While being a monitor,
I once told Manmohan Singh, while he was a little boy to keep quiet in class.
And now it's history!

Boy : What is 143
.
Girl : i love you
Boy : No
.
Girl : i miss you
Boy : No
.
Girl : i need you
Boy : No
.
Girl : i kill you
Boy : No
.
Girl : phir kya hai ?
.
Boy : one hundred & forty three
1st jaa k numbers seekhle pagli...  < Boys Rock Girls Shock :P >

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank,
but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine...
.
happily they drink and left
.
.
next day headline

~ Breaking News ~

"Blood Bank Robbed" :D :P

Bill Gates decided not to invest further in India after receiving a letter from Mr Banta …

To,

.................. Bill Gates,

.................. Microsoft,

From: Banta

Date: 1 April 2012

Subject: Problems with my new computer…

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
which I want to bring to your notice …

1. There is a button ‘start’ but there is no ‘stop’ button.
We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any ‘re-scooter’ is available in system?
I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working.
My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this ‘find ‘button, but was unable to trace.
Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learned ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’,
so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU,mouse and keyboard,but there is only one icon which shows ‘My Computer’:
when you will provide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine.
So when will you keep my photo in that.

7. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?

9. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’.
I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours