Teacher Correct the sentence
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
"A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
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Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"
Teacher : How?
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Student : Ladies first....
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Monkey kicked sarder on his back
1 Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.
Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.
Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said
Saala Trackshut pahen ke dhokha de raha tha...
A Sardar went to hotel
A Sardar went to hotel,
ordered chicken, Waiter comes with the order,
Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Surdar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!
Santa goes to buy a underwear
Santa goes to buy a underwear.
On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao,
Party wear nahin chahiye.....
Examination ki preparation ho chuki Hai
Pappu: yaar Pintu, Examination Ki Saari Preparation Ho Chuki Hai.
Pintu: bahut Acche
Pappu: Haan Yaar Pen, Pencil, Sharpner
Sab Ready hai, Bas padhai Karna Baaki hai.
