New Teacher: Students tell your names and hobbies.. ??
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Boys: I’m Amit , My hobby is watching Bubble.
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I’m Vicky: My hobby is watching Bubble
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I’m Manish: My hobby is also watching Bubble.
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I’m Anshul:  My hobby is also watching Bubble.
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I’m Mohit: My hobby is also watching Bubble.
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Teacher:”Oh, all boys have same hobbies, That’s Good… )
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Now Girls, Please.. ??
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Girl: Hi My name is Bubble…

RESULT OF CHANGING THE JOB:

A passenger touched the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him to stop.

The driver screamed, lost control, nearly hit a bus,
went up on the foot path, & smashed against a wall.

Then the driver said: Don’t you everdo that again, you scared me!

The passenger asked: How did a little touch scare u so much?

Driver replied,Its my first day as a taxi driver.
I’ve been driving a van carrying Dead Bodies for the last 25 year... o_O

Girl:- Whats the price of galaxy grand???

Shopkeeper:-Rs 20,000

Girl:- Awwwww
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Girl :- What about S4??
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Shopkeeper:- Awwwww + Awwwww

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
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Pappu after thinking a lot, "MS Dhoni"!

A teacher broke traffic signal,,
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Police officer arrest her,,
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Teacher please let me go "I am a teacher"
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Police officer "oh ho i have waited
this moment whole year"
Now write 10000 times that
"I WILL NEVER BREAK TRAFFIC SIGNAL AGAIN" :D