Wife: Honey my stomach is getting bigger
i think im pregnant!
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Husband: Ya,
and i know who’s the daddy !!!!
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Wife : Who ?
Husband : McDonalds !!! hahaha :P

AMERICAN LIFE STYLE
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DAUGHTER:"Sorry Dad,
I got married yesterday..
Forgot to invite you..
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DAD:"U naughty.. It's Ok..
But Don't forget next Time... :P

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'

Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.
Banta: That's really considerate of you.
What was her 1st lesson?
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Santa: I told her, "Always let the man drive"!

To impress his girlfriend,
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Pappu took her to a very nice Italian restaurant.
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He picked up menu and ordered
Benigno Bergamini
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Waiter: Sorry sir! That's the owner's name! :D haha :P