A Boy Doing Push Ups
'One Two Three'
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Suddenly A Girl Passes
Boy - "82 83 84" x) :P :D

After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her.
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He looked at her slowly and then said: "A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K"
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"What does that mean ??" She asked..

"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot"
He replied..

She smiled happily and then asked, "What about I-J-K ??
"He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!" :P :D

Girl: hi baby!
Boy: hi my lovely baby
(sending failed) :/

Girl: are u there??
Boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed) :(

Girl: are u ignoring me or what ???
Boy: honey i m not…. I’m Right Here…
(sending failed)

Girl: ok! it’s over; dont u ever talk to me again!
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Boy: DAMN! go to hell ! >_<
(Message Sent) o_O :P

Police : Where do you live ?
Johnny : With my parents

Police : Where does your parents live ?
Johnny : With me

Police : Where do you all live ?…
Johnny : Together

Police : Where is your house ?
Johnny : Next to my neighbours house

Police : Where is your neighbour’s house ?
Johnny : If I tell you, you won’t believe me

Police : Tell me
Johnny : Next to my house.

Wife:  Look at that Drunker!
Hubby:  Who is he ?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected..
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Hubby: Oh My God,
He is still Celebrating..:p :D
Wow... ;)) :D