Pappu in computer exam ;
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Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel ?? . . . . . . . . .
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Pappu: It is a new branch of Surf Excel
to clean the computer.. :P :D :P

Girl:- "Ur Name.. ??
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Boy:- "Black Lion..
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Girl:- "R U joking..
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Boy:-"No,it means Kalu Singh.
& ur's.. ??
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Girl:- "soft Underwear..
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Boy: "R U joking.. ??
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Girl:- "No,
it means Komal Chadda....

Banta: What's the difference between us and Camels?
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Santa: They can work without drinking for 7 days
and
We can drink without working for 7 days!
Cheers !!!

Pappu: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday.

Bunty: So what did she ask for?
Pappu: She replied that
"NOTHING would make me happier than diamonds".

Bunty: So you get her diamonds?
Pappu: No. I got her 'NOTHING'.... :P

Pappu wanted 2 become a great scientist like Newton
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After long research,
He wrote the 4th law of motion:
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“Loose motion can never be done in slow motion”..! :P