Boy bought a #Gift for his Girlfriend.
G.F : what the hell wud i
do with this diwali rocket??

Boy : you wanted stars naa?
Now sit on it and Get lost. :D :P

Jeeto checked Santa's mobile
and found all girls numbers saved in the following order:
New Bird
Neighbour Bird
Old Bird
Upstair Bird
Hospital Bird
Insurance Bird
College Bird
Super Market Bird
Finally she checked her number
and it was saved as 'Angry Bird' !!! :P

Teacher- What is the formula of ‪#‎Water‬?
Student- H2OHNO3CaCO3Ca2SnMgClNaClTnHgNiHCl

Teacher- What is this?
‪#‎Student‬- This is muncipality water :D

Manager: What is Your Qualification..?
Santa: Sir I Am PHSD.

Manager: What Do U Mean By PHSD..?
Santa: Passed Hight School With Difficulty..!

Santa proposed a Girl ;
Girl said: I am 1 year elder to U.
Santa said : Oye no problem soniye
I'll marry u next year... :D :P