Wife : I hate that beggar
Husband : Why ?
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Wife : yesterday I gave him food
today he gave me a book How to Cook !!!

MBA student went 2 his home
with his GirlFriend after completing his MBA...
His Dad asked,  Who is she ??
Son replied
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My campus selection...!
hahahah lol,, :P :D

Santa Placed Two #Stones In his Ears..
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Banta : :o Oye ,
What Are You Doing?
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Santa : :) Oye Don't Disturb Yaar..
I'm Listening To ROCK Music ! haha :D

Pappu: Dad, Tomorrow there's a small
parent meeting in the school. You must come...
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Santa: What do you mean by 'SMALL' ?
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Pappu: Only You, Me and the Principal !!! haha :D

In a classroom Teacher asks a student to
count from 0 to 10.
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Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Teacher : Where is 5?
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Student : Yesterday I heard in the news
that 5 died in a car accident..... o_O :P