GIRL- My janu, My baby,
Mera Baccha, My Sweetu, My golu..
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Kya tum mujhse shadi karoge?
Bol mela baby...
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BOY- Arre kamini, propose kar rahi hai
ya adopt kar rahi hai.? lol :D :P

Pappu Doodh wale Ki Dukaan Pe jaata Hai,
Aur Kehta Hai.
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Pappu: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai,
Sharbat Mein Dala to Phatt Gya
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Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha:
Kaun Si Sharbat Mein Dala Tha?
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Pappu: Nimboo Pani Mein haha :v :P

Pappu: Pichhle Hafte Meri Aur Meri
GirlFriend Ki Ladai Ho Gayi Thi
Aur Ham Alag Ho Gaye
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Golu: Phir?

Pappu: Usne Mujhe Chidhane Ke Liye
Apne Naye Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva Ke
Mujhe Bhej Di :(
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Golu: Ohhh, Ye To Bahut Bura Kiya Usne :(
Pappu: To Main Bhi Konsa Kam Hu,

Utha Ke Photo
Uske Baap Ko Bhej Di...!!!!  ;)

lele ab maze .. :D :P

Shadi Ke Baad Pati Ne Pucha:
Tumhare Shadi Se Pehle Kitne Boyfriend The?
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Wife Ne 1 Lifafa Dia,
Jisme Chawal Ke Kuch Dane Aur 200Rs. The
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Pati : Ye Kya?
Wife : Mai Jab Bhi Boyfriend Banati Thi
To 1 Chawal Ka Dana Isme Daal Deti Thi.
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Pati (Dane Gin Ke) Bass 7 ?
Aur Ye 200 Rs. Kyun?
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Wife : 4 Killo Chawal Maine Bech Diye The :D :P

Boy - Chalo Kisi Viraan Jagah Chalte Hain
Girl - Tum Aisi Vaisi Harkat To Nahi Karoge.!
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Boy - Bilkul Nahi.
Girl - To Phir Rehne Do,
Kya Fayda...!!! :D :P