Santa: aaj to maine bus ke piche piche bhag kar
15 rupaye bachaye.
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Banta: kya yaar tu kitna murakh hai.
Agar tu kisi taxi ke piche bhagta to tere 150 rupaye bach jaate :D :P

Santa ghehri soch main:
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Wife: kya soch rahe ho?
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Santa: ye ABP news walon ko kaise pata chalta hai?
Wife: kya?
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Santa : Yehi ke
“App dekh rahe hain ‪#‎ABPNews‬”... :D :v :P

Mom :Beta haath jal gaya,
toothpaste laana
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Pappu : No, Maa,
Mere ‪#‎toothpaste‬ mein namak hai,

Duniya Wale kahenge
bete ne Jale pe namak chidak diya..! :D :P

Haryanvi Conductor ~ Tau, bidi bujha
Tau ~ Kyon Choraa?

Cond.~ Upar dekh tau,
likha se ‘dhumrapaan mana hai’

Tau ~ Teri seat ke upar wale board pe likha se
‘Copper T lagwao’

Taine lagwa li ke!!! lol :D :P

Dad watching ‎#Fashion TV...
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Suddenly Son Came...
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DAD : Gareeb Ladkiya Hai Bechari
Dekho Bechariyo ko
Kapde Khareedne Ke Liye Bhi Paise Nahi Hai... !!!
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Son : Iss Se Bhi Gareeb Chahiye
To CD Hai Mere Paas... :D :P
< Son Rock Dad Shock >