GirL: Maa Main ‪#‎PAPPU‬ Se Hi SHADi Karungi,
Wo Bahut AmEEr Hai
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Maa: Tujhe Kaise Pata?
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GirL: Uske Kapdon Se Din bhar
PETROL Ki Khushboo Aati Rehti Hai.!!! lol

Customer: Tum apne Sailoon mein
romanchk aur Rahasmai kitabe kyu rakhte ho?
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Naai: inhe padh kar logo ke
Baal khade ho jate hain
aur Mujhe baal katne me aasani hoti hai... :D

Pappu ‪#‎Sharaab‬ Pee kar jaa raha thaa
raste main Sadhu Se Takra Gya
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Sadhu Gusse Mein-
Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu....

‪#‎Pappu‬ :- Rukiye Maharaj Mein Glass Leke Aata hu....

‪#‎CHEERS‬

Class Mein Teacher Ne ‪#‎Pappu‬ Se Puchha.
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Teacher: ‪#‎Radio‬ Aur ‪#‎NewsPaper‬ Mein Kya Farak Hai?
Pappu Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Bola,
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Dekho Madam,
NewsPaper Mein Ham ‪#‎ROTI‬ Lapet Ke Le Jaa Sakte Hai,
Magar Radio Mein nahi Le Jaa Sakte haha :D :P

Wife Apne Husband Se Boli:"
Dekho Ji , Kaam Karte Waqt Mere
Ko Kiss-Wiss Na Kiya Karo..
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Tabhi Kaamwali Bai Boli: " Madam Ji,
Achchhi Tarah Se Samjha Do,
Main To Bol-Bol Ke Thak Gayi..
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Wife Shocked.... :P