Shadi ke mandap mein
ladka ladki se Bola:
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Mera 10 ladkiyo ke saath affair raha tha..!

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Ladki sharmate hue boli:
Mujhe Pata tha
Jab Kundli Mili hai
to Character to milange hi..!!! ;) :D :P

Wife Saw Sign Board
Banarsi Saree Rs.10/-
Nylon 8/-
Cotton 5/-
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Wife:- Give Me Rs.500
I'll Buy 50 Sarees..
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Husband:- Arre Soordas Ki Amma,
Istri Ki Dukan Hai Wo ... lol :D :P

Wife: Baju wali har saal apne pati ke sath
10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai
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Aap kabhi leke gaye ???
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Husband: Maine to 4-5 baar
poocha par wo nahi maani... :P :D

Maths Teacher to Pappu,
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If U had 1000Rs. in UR pocket
And 1000 Rs in the other pocket
Wat would U think ?
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PAPPU: YE PENT KISKI HAI.... lol :D :P

Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale?
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Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha Tha,
Ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Maine Jaldi mein Phone Ki Jagah
Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li :(
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Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala?
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Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi
Phone Karna Tha Na... :v :P