Girl to Swami-
Mujhe ‘Bhavishya’ dekhna sikhao?

Swami-
Aankhein band kro aur gaal aage karo

Girl:- Nhi,aap mujhe kiss kAr loge

Swami:- Dekha, Dikhne laga na ‘bhavisHya’ :D :P

Girl : What are you doing ?
Boy : Killing mosquitoes :D

Girl : How many did you Kill ?
Boy : Total 5 ( 3 female 2 male )

Girl : How did you know that? !!
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Boy : 3 sitting near mirror... 2 near beer :P :D

Boy: aaj raat mere ghar aana
koi nahi hoga. ;)
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Girl(Romantic hokar): Raat bhar akele
honge ham dono. <3
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Boy: haan poori raat.
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Girl: To poori raat hum tum
akele ghar mein kya krenge..???
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Most #Romantic reply by the boy:
HAWAN KARENGE
HAWAN KARENGE
HAWAN KARENGE :D :P

Gandhi ne Shaadi se pehle apni wife KASTURBA ko
chhota sa Letter likha
aur Kasturba BEHOSH ho gayi. ..? .? .? .? ?
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Gandhi ne likha tha:
Dear KASTURBA
I Love You so much.
................ Tumhara "BAAPU" :D :P

Boy: Hi, Whats your name?
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Girl : ‪#‎Asha‬
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Boy : Nice... 305, 306 or 311?
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Waise 501 ke features jaada mast hain ! ;) :P
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