Ek Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rahi Thi
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Jab Dulhan Pheron Ke Waqt
Uske Paas Aakar Baithi
To Vo Bola :-
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Thoda Paas Ho Ke Baith,
Ek Sawari Aur Baith Sakti Hai.... :D :P

Pappu 'London' Mein Double decker Bus Mein Baitha
Conductor Ne Use Upar Bhej Diya.
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Pappu Bhagta Hua Niche Wapas Aaya
Aur Bola:
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''Marwayega'' Kya !!!
Upar To Driver Hi Nahi Hai... :D :P

3 Boys Ek Girl Ko Propose Karne Jate Hain

1st-Main Tumhare Liye Jaan De Sakta Hu
Girl-Ye To Sabhi Kehte Hain. ^_^
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2nd-Main Tumhe Apni Fb Id Ka
Password De Sakta Hu
Girl-Ye To Normal Hi Hai :/
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3rd- Main Tumhe Roz Khane Ke Sath
Pyaaj Ki Salaad Khila Sakta Hu...
Girl - Awwwwww <3
Itna Pyar Karte Ho Mujhse <3 :D :P

Teacher - Isko Hindi mein translate karo..
Hey Friends,
Look a Beautiful Girl is standing there..
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Student : Wo Dekho Saalo,
Tumhari Bhabhi khadi hai... :D :P

Girl to Boy :-Which Laptop do U have?
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Boy :- Dell i7 processor 2.2ghz with led display
4GB Ram 1TB hard disk n 2GB NVDIA grafix card.
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Boy to Girl-: Which Laptop do U have?
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Girl :- Pink wala...
Usme net bhi chalta hai and
pen drive bhi dal sakte hai Lolzzzz.
Jo samjha thoko Like xD