Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mein
Khud D.J. Bana..
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Adhe Ghante Baad Shadi Ki Party Mein
Aasman Se Ek UFO (UddanTashta ri) Utri

Usme Se Ek Alien Bahar Aaya Aur
Hath Jod Ke Rajnikant Se Bola,

Alien: “Bhai Jaan, Please Awaj Kam Kar Lijiye,
Kal Mere Bachche Ka Exam Hai“ :D :P

Wife: Zara Kitchen Se Namak Lete Aana...
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Husband: Yahan To Koi Namak Nahin Hai !!!
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Wife: Mujhe Pata Tha!
Tum To Ho Hi Andhe! :x:
Kaamchor Ho !
Bas Bahane Banate Ho!
Tumhe Nahin Milega....
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Issliye, Main Pehle Hi Le Aayi Thi !!! :D :P

Ik banda apni car mein Delhi jaata hai
Us ko jaane mein ik din lagta hai &
wapis aane mein 4 din lagte hain
Uski maa puchti hai "beta tumhe jaate waqt 1 din lga or vapis aate waqt 4 din kyu lage?
Beta: Iss mein mera koi kasoor nahi hai,
ye to car main agge jaane ke liye 4 geAr hain
or reverse gear 1 hi hai..  haha :D

Lalu ji ek mahina obama ke paas
se engish ki training lekar wapis aaye
ek din unhe ek call aaya..
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lalu ji bole"Who is speaking?"
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jawab aaya "Hum Sasura Obama bol raha hun"

IN 2018.
BIKHARI: Bhagwan ke naam pe kuch de de.
ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.
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BIKHARI: Tujhe chahiye
to meri M.tech ki rakh le. :P :D