ek baar pappu apne friends ko sher suna raha tha
pappu:- hame to apno ne loota gairon main kahan dam tha
aur jahan hamari kashti doobi vahan paani kam tha
.
FrNd:- tu to tha hi pagal tere bheje mai kahan dam tha
Tu vahan kashti le ke hi kyun gya jahan paani kam tha

Wife to Husband
.
Wife : Mein Tangg Aa Gayi Hu
Roz ki Kit Kit Se
Mujhe Talaq Chahiye
.
Husband : Ye Lo #Chocolate Khaao.
Wife. ( Romantically ) Mana Rahe Ho Mujhe..
.
Husband : Nahi Re Pagli
Maa Kehti Hai Achchha Kaam Karne Se Pehle
Meetha Khaana Chahiye.
.
For The First Time In History
Husband Rocked
Wife Shocked :o :D :P

Daku :- Tera name kya hai?
Girl :- Nisha
.
Daku: meri FB friend ka name bhi nisha hi hai,
jaa tujhe maaf kiya....
.
.
Daku(Boy se): Tera kya name hai?
.
.
Boy : Name to mera ‪#‎Pappu‬ hai,
par pyar se log mujhe bhi 'Nisha' hi kehte hein... :D :P

Girl after kissing her boyfriend....
. .
.
Girl - Thank u Baby.
aaj takk maine aise kiss nahi kiya
.
and janu pata hai tumhara chewin gum
mere muh mein aa gaya
Awwww
.
.
Boy - This is not chewing gum my #Love
actually i am suffering from cough :D :P

MURGA TO MURGI
.
I Love U Jaan.
main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hun,
.
MURGI:
haye Allah sachi,
.
MURGA: haan
.
MURGI:
chal phir aaj anda tu de.... :D :P