Class Room is Like A Train
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1st Two Benches R Reserved For VIP
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Next Two Benches R General Coach
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Then Last Two Benches R Very Demanded.
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Bcoz Its "SLEEPER COACH"..:P :O :D

A Boy Doing Push Ups
'One Two Three'
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Suddenly A Girl Passes
Boy - "82 83 84" x) :P :D

After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her.
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He looked at her slowly and then said: "A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K"
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"What does that mean ??" She asked..

"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot"
He replied..

She smiled happily and then asked, "What about I-J-K ??
"He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!" :P :D

Girl: hi baby!
Boy: hi my lovely baby
(sending failed) :/

Girl: are u there??
Boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed) :(

Girl: are u ignoring me or what ???
Boy: honey i m not…. I’m Right Here…
(sending failed)

Girl: ok! it’s over; dont u ever talk to me again!
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Boy: DAMN! go to hell ! >_<
(Message Sent) o_O :P

Bachelors think that
married men are lucky. .
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Married men think that
Bachelors are lucky. .
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The point is that
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Bachelors think at night...
& Married think at day time... :P