Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
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Pappu after thinking a lot, "MS Dhoni"!

Life would be perfect
if...
Girls had mute buttons :P
Guys had edit buttons
Bad times had fast forward buttons
and
Good times had pause buttons !!!

A heart touching poem by a Solider...

If i die in war zone,
Box me up and send me home.

Put my medals on my chest,
Tell my Mom I did my best.

Tell my Dad not to bow,
he won't get tension from me now.

Tell my Brother to study perfectly,
Keys of my bike will be his permanently

Tell my Sister not to upset,
her bro will not raise after the sunset.

And Tell my Love not to cry,
coz I'm a #Soldier Born to Die...

***** For Girls *****

Never Miss a Boy with the following Qualities.

¤ When a Boy says Sorry even though he didn’t do anything.

¤ When a Boy cries because he still Loves you or misses you.

¤ When a Boy still tries to get you Back.

¤ When a Boy no matter how much you hurt him still Loves you.

¤ When a Boy stops his Argument with his Girl to save his Relationship

¤ When a Boy continuously makes U feel special & Tries to make U Happy

¤ When a Boy is Upset but doesn’t tell you as He thinks He is annoying you.

¤ When a Boy wants to Leave you because of your Rude behavior, but He is Not able to do.

Don’t Let him Go.

You may never find someone like that Ever again…♥

I have liked many
But Loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as U.
I"d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with U.