A teacher broke traffic signal,,
.
.
Police officer arrest her,,
.
Teacher please let me go "I am a teacher"
.
.
.
.
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Police officer "oh ho i have waited
this moment whole year"
Now write 10000 times that
"I WILL NEVER BREAK TRAFFIC SIGNAL AGAIN" :D

That Angry Moment
.
.
.
When a small kid
hits u without any reason
in front of his mom n
.
u cant do anything but smile
n say . . . . "kitna cute hai (Sala kutta)
" :D- :o :/ lolo (True)

Dear Girls,

If number of guys are proposing you,

that DOESN’T mean

you’re smart, sexy, desirable, hot or sunder.

It simply means that guys think that you’re
tooooooooo easy to get,

and everyone is trying their luck.
So, if every other guy is proposing you,

you’re not at all respected…

Our incredible INDIA...♥
.
-The smartest students pass
with 1st Class and get admissions to
Medical and Engineering colleges..

-The 2nd Class students get
MBAs and LLB's to manage the
First Class students..

-The 3rd Class students enter
politics and rule both 1st
and 2nd Class students..

-The Failures join the
underworld and control
politicians and businesses..

-Those who did not attend any
school, become Baba, Swamis
and everybody follows them..

No one teaches a volcano how to errupt
.
.
No one teaches a Tsunami how to arise
.
.
No one teaches a hurricane how to sway around
.
And ....
.
No one teaches a man how to choose wife
.
coz
.
Natural Disasters just happens ... :P :O