A Girls status on FB :

Today I met with my Ex....

Everything went well,
till the time he said " Baby Sleep With Me
and I'll Gift you an I-Phone 5"..... "

Buhhhhhh Men are Such DOGS"

"Updated via IOS I-Phone 5"

Girlfriend:" Hey
.
Boyfriend:" Who's Hey.. ??, don't ever call me back.
..
Girlfriend:" Sorry! My Love, how are you doing.. ??
..
Boyfriend:" I'm Fine! And You.. ??
..
Girlfriend:" I'm fine, but I need something from you..
..
Boyfriend:" What ??
..
Girlfriend:" Sweetie please could you SEND me 15k ??
..
Boyfriend:" 15k for what.. ??
..
Girlfriend:" 5k for my clothes, 7k for
my hair+nails and 3k for my shoes..
..
Boyfriend:" Awww sure my love,here..
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k .
count it, its complete
and take this extra 2k.
k,k that's for your perfume... ;) :D :P

I AM BAD in ENGLISH
BUT
I can tell you
that I LOVE YOU.

I am BAD in GEOGRAPHY BUT
I can tell you
that you LIVE in my HEART…

I am BAD in HISTORY
BUT I can REMEMBER
When i FIRST saw you.

I am BAD in CHEMISTRY
BUT
I can tell
WHATS the REACTION when you SMILE..

I am BAD in PHYSICS
BUT
I can tell the

INTENSITY of SPARK of my EYES when
they SEE you..
I am BAD in every SUBJECT

BUT
I can TELL ALL..
I will PASS all SUBJECTS if
the TOPIC is YOU…..

Girl:- Whats the price of galaxy grand???

Shopkeeper:-Rs 20,000

Girl:- Awwwww
,
Girl :- What about S4??
.
.
Shopkeeper:- Awwwww + Awwwww

Engineering student sitting with his Girlfriend in Restaurant

Drinking BEER and says:" I Love yOu
.
.
Girlfriend:" is it yOu Or the BEER talking ??
.
.
.
Student:" its me, Talking tO my BEER,
..
yOu Shut up