New Teacher: Students tell your names and hobbies.. ??
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Boys: I’m Amit , My hobby is watching Bubble.
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I’m Vicky: My hobby is watching Bubble
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I’m Manish: My hobby is also watching Bubble.
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I’m Anshul:  My hobby is also watching Bubble.
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I’m Mohit: My hobby is also watching Bubble.
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Teacher:”Oh, all boys have same hobbies, That’s Good… )
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Now Girls, Please.. ??
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Girl: Hi My name is Bubble…

Good Friends are those:
Who care without hesitation
Who remember without limitations
Who help without any reservation
And who remain the same even without communication!

RESULT OF CHANGING THE JOB:

A passenger touched the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him to stop.

The driver screamed, lost control, nearly hit a bus,
went up on the foot path, & smashed against a wall.

Then the driver said: Don’t you everdo that again, you scared me!

The passenger asked: How did a little touch scare u so much?

Driver replied,Its my first day as a taxi driver.
I’ve been driving a van carrying Dead Bodies for the last 25 year... o_O

BBM and Whatsapp have been ranked
2nd and 3rd for chat and gossip.
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Women continue to retain the 1st position!

What is Love???
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Answer by a boy - Love is the 7th sense of human
which destroys all 6 senses n make the person nonsense...:D ;) :O :P