Police : Where do you live ?
Johnny : With my parents

Police : Where does your parents live ?
Johnny : With me

Police : Where do you all live ?…
Johnny : Together

Police : Where is your house ?
Johnny : Next to my neighbours house

Police : Where is your neighbour’s house ?
Johnny : If I tell you, you won’t believe me

Police : Tell me
Johnny : Next to my house.

Rose is a Flower that lives for HOUR,

But Friend is Power that lived FOREVER,

Ice is Cold can’t be HOLD,

But friend is Gold can’t be SOLD…

MIRROR IS BEST FRIEND
Why?
Tum Use Dekh kar Hasoge
Vo Bhi Hasega
Roege to Vo Bhi Roega
But
Tum Use Maroge
To
Vo Nahi Marega
Vo TUT Jayega
"THATS FRIENDSHIP"

Wife:  Look at that Drunker!
Hubby:  Who is he ?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected..
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Hubby: Oh My God,
He is still Celebrating..:p :D
Wow... ;)) :D

WARNING message for your good health:
Please don't eat
Chips
Pizzas
Burgers
Ice Creams
And Chocolates
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Without me! ;) :D