Ek kanjoos ki biwi bimaar thi
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Light gyi to candle jala di.
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Aur bola
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Doctor lene jaa rha hu
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 Agar lage ki tum nhi bachogi
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To candle bujha dena :D

Mom to her 7 year old kid
Lets practice maths ok ?
Lets start with addition.
Example:-
If a Girl gave u 2 candy
and 2 ice cream
Whats ur answer..??
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Kid - Love U Jaanu. ;-)

नर्सरी के बच्चे ने परीक्षा शीट पे सुसु कर दिया।
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अध्यापिका: तुमने ये क्या किया?
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बच्चा: मम्मी ने कहा था कि
पहले जो आ रहा हो वही करना। :D :P

Girl to her Blind Bf: "Kash tum dekh sakte
main kitni khubsurat hu...
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Boy:"itni khubsurat hoti to
kya Aankh wale Tujhe Mere liye chhod jate,
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Kamini Andha hu bewkoof nahi.. :P :O :D

Ek dam jaanleva... :P
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Ladka :"Call recieve kyo nahi kiya ???
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Ladki :"Wo main
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Wo main
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Wo main
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Wo main
Ladka :"Kya wo main, wo main laga rakha hai
aage bhi to bol
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Ladki :"Wo main
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Ringtone pe naach rahi thi o_O :D :P