Height of MISUNDERSTANDING..
Someone placed a bomb near a lady..
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Everyone started yelling:
"Aunty bomb hai"
"Aunty bomb hai"
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She smiled & said:"
Nahi Re Paglo, Ab Pehle jaisi baat kahaan.... :D

Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko le ke ghumne jaata hai.
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aur bahut tez barish ho jati hai
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Socho bahut tez barish me kya hua hoga..???
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Socho..
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Socho..
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Nahi pata...
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Ladki ka makeup utar jata hai..
& Ladka dar k bhaag jata hai... :D :P

Train mein lutero ne
ek ladki ke zevar loot liye...
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Log bole- shukar karo ki
izzat nahi looti...
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Ladki chillai: Tumhari maa ki
aankh saalo !!! >_<
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Izzat bech bech ke to
zevar liye the... :o

Girl: Papa 1 Ladka baar baar ‘I Love U’ bolta hai,
kya karun?

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Father: Beta us se shadi kar le,
Zindagi mein agar dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena :D

Santa library mein 3 Ghante tak
1 Book padhne ke baad bola
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SO BORING itne sare characters
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But no story.
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Librarian = Sir Ji,
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Wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.