Ek din main akela udaas nadi ke
kinare baith kar usme patthar pheink raha tha...
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Tabhi ek medhak nikla aur bola:
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Aaja paani ke andar
abhi teri udasi door kar deta hu
saale... kutte, kaminey
meri item ka sar phod diya :D

SINGHAM Effect

Dad: Result kya aaya?
Boy: Aai chya gavat, fail ho gaya.

Dad: Besharam! Nalayak..
Boy: Kuch bhi karne ka,
Mera ego hurt nahin karne ka!

Dad: Aaj se teri pocket moneybandh.
Boy: Meri jarooriyat kam he,
Isi liye meri zamir me dum he.

Dad: Get out.
Boy: Aata Maaji satakli re!

Dad: Mujhe ab papa mat kehna.
Boy: Ae Gotya.. Gotya.. Gotya

Boy n girl chatting on facebook...
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Girl- din bhar facebook
pe online rehta hai,,
chutiya hai kya ?
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Boy- tu hogi chutiya...
tera pura khandan chutiyaa..
aur fb tere baap ka hai kya..????
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Girl (after 3-4 minutes) -
i was asking about holidays o_O :D

3rd class ka baccha apni Teacher se kehta hai
Main aapko kaisa lagta hun... ?
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Miss :- so sweet..
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Baccha :- To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap ke
ghar kab bheju.. ??
Miss: wo kyon.. ??
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Bacha: kyon ki wo hamari baat aage chalaye.. ;))
Miss: Ye kya bakwas hai.. :O :/
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Baccha:
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Tution padhane ke liye ..!!
miss aap bhi na kasam se TV dekh dekh ke kharab ho gayi hain.  :D :P

Cute dada giri
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child prayed god "plz give me a cycle"
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But he didn't got any cycle...
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next day he stole a ganesh statue
&
wrote letter to lord shiva
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"agar bacha chahiye to
cycle lekar mandir aaja.." :P :D