American :- ye Kutuß Minar kitne din mein bana hai ?
Indian Guide:- 1 mahine mein
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American :- yeh hamare mulak mein to 2 weeks mein ban jati hai....
Thoda aage jaane ke baad phir poocha:
Yeh Lal kila kitne din main bana hai?
Indian :- Sirf 2 weeks mein
American :- hamare Mulk mein to 3 days mein ban jati hai...
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Taj Mahal ke paas se guzre toh american ne pucha :-
Yeh Taj Mahal kitne din mein bani hai ?
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Indian :- Pata Nahi
Kal shaam ko to Nahin tha..... :D :P

Postman :- Oye Santa ! Pata hai mujhe yeh
packet deliver karne ke liye 5 meel chalna pada.
Santa :- itna chalne ki kya zarurat thi?
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Aap courier kar dete........ :D xD

Santa ko koi mobile pe tang karta tha
Santa ne new sim card kharid kar tang
karne wale ko sms kiya
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“Meine woh sim band kar diya hai,
ab tu to kya tera baap bhi mujhe tang nahin kar sakta!" :D

Muzrim Ko Fansi Ki Saza Sunane Ke Baad Judge Ne Us Se Puchha
Judge: “Koi Aakhri Khwaish ??
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Muzrim: “Aap Ki Beti Se Shaadi, Blackbery Bold,
Apple I- Phone, 100 Crore Rupaye, U.S.A Ka Visa, 2 Saal Ka Honeymoon Trip, 6-7 Bacche Jo Aapko Nana-Nana
Aur Mujhe Papa-Papa Kahe, Aur Main Unki Shaadi Karwa Doon, Uske Baad Aap Jo Bhi Faisla Doge Mujhe Manjoor Hoga'
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Judge Zor Se Haste Hue Bola: “abe Meri Koi Beti Hi Nahi Hai,
Taang Do haram khor Ko Abhi Ke Abhi" :p :O :D

Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.
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Boy was not in that city..
So, he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend..
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He called her up..
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain
jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho..
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While delivering florist thought: "Ye aaj ka mera sabse achha customer hai..
Chalo isse 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hun..
So, he gave 30 instead of 20
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Aur aaj takk ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK- UP kyu hua. :P :O