Teacher : Bus ke Driver Aur Conductor Main kya
Fark Hai ??
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Student : Conductor Soya To kisi ka Ticket Nahi
kaTeGa..!
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Driver Soya To Sab ka Ticket kat Jaye Ga.... :P :O :D
Santa Jab Chota Tha To Hamesha School Mein
Usko Galtiyon Ki Wajah Se Maar Padti Rehti Thi.
Ek Din Homework Na Karne Ki Wajah Se
Teacher Usse Daant Raha Tha.
Teacher: Sach-Sach Bata Homework Kyun Nahi Kiya,
Nahi To Chaddi Utaar Ke Maarunga.
Santa Ne Bade Bholepan Se Jawab Diya.
Santa: “Sir, Jab Galti Meri Hai Fir Aap Kyu Chaddi Utaroge?“
Santa to a chinese- oye tu american hai?
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chinese- no, i am chinese.
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Santa- nahi tu american hi hai.
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chinese- no, i am chinese.
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Santa- nahi tu american hai, american hai tu american hi hai.
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chinese- acha yaar, main american hi hun,
khush?
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Santa- yaar lekin tu shakal se to chinese lagta hai :-P
गर्लफ्रेंड: जानू कल मेरा बर्थडे है, मुझे क्या गिफ्ट दोगे?
पप्पू: क्या चाहिए?
गर्लफ्रेंड: रिंग (Ring)
पप्पू: रिंग दूंगा
पर उठाना मत,
बैलेंस बहुत कम है।
Teacher : kisi aisi jagha ka name
batao jha bahut saare log ho
phir bhi aap akele feel karte ho..
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Student : Examination hall..
