Aadmi: Meri Biwi Bohat Achi Hai,
Mujhe sardi mai Pani Garam Kar Ke Deti Hai.

Dost: Nahane Ke Liye?

Aadmi: Nahi yar, Bartan Dhonay K Liye :(

1st Girl: Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi bharosa Nahi !!
Main To Ab Uski Shakl B Nhi Dekhungi.
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2nd Girl : Kyon Kya Hua ?? Tumne Usey Kisi Aur Ladki K Sath Dekh Liya ?
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1st Girl : Nahi Usne Mujhe KisiAur Ladke Ke Sath Dekh Liya Hai
Jab Ki Woh Kal Bol Rha Tha Ki Wo Out Of City Jaa Raha Hai__!!
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Jhootha____ Dhokhebaaz____ Kameena ____

Girl In Train: Can I Sit Here?
Boy: It All Yours.

Girl: Can I Take Some Water?
Boy: Ya Sure, My Goodness.
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Girl: Bhaiya Agla Station Kaun Sa Hai
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Boy: Mere Baap Ne Mere Bheje Mein GPS Fit Nahi Kar Rakha Hai,
Jaldi se Seat Khaali Kar, Mujhe Neend Aa Rahi Hai.

Wife(patni): Kitna Pyar Karte Ho Mujhe
Husband(pati): Shahjahan Jitna
Wife:Mere Marne Ke Baad Tajmahal banwaoge
Husband: Pagli Maine To Plot Le Bhi liya, Der to tu Kar rahi hai..

शाहरुख खान शौचालय से पूरा भीग कर निकला।
गौरी ने उस से पूछा, "आप तो सुसु करने गये थे?"

शाहरुख: हाँ । लेकिन जैसे ही मैं अंदर गया कोई कमीना बोला,
"देखो शाहरुख... शाहरुख...

और सब के सब मेरी तरफ घूम गए"। :D :P