Larki ne boy frnd ko phone kia to us k bhanje ne phone uthaya.

Larki: Apne uncle ko phone do.

Bacha: Aap ka name?

Larki: Apne uncle se kaho un ki Jaan-e man ka phone hai.

jawab main bache ne jo kaha usay sun kar larki behosh ho gai.

us ne masomiat se kaha:
"lekin aunty mobile pe to "Gashti" likha hua tha.... :P

Santa Gave A Secret Password For E-Banking
"Ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-jamwant-sughriv-bali
vibhishan-delhi-spiderman"
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Banta- Yaar! Itna Lamba Password??
Santa- Kya Karoon?
Bank Wale Kehte Hai Ki Password Me
Minimum 8 Characters, 1 Capital
Aur Ek Special Character Zaroori Hai...

Santa Toilet Gaya To Diwar Par Likha Tha,
"Duniya Chaand Per Pahuch Gai Hai,
Aur Tum Yaha Baitho Ho?"
.
Santa Ne Likh Diya,
"Bas Ye Karke,
Main Bhi Jaa Rhaa Hun." :D :P

Teacher:  Agr Tum Dost Ko 500 Rs. Do,
Usko 200 Ki Zarurt Ho To,
Wo Kitne Wapas Dega ??
.
Studnt:" Kuchh Bhi Nai..
.
Teacher:" Kya Tum Maths Nai Jante ??
.
Student: Sir Aap Un Kamino Ko Nahi Jante.
Hahahahahaha :D

बंता: तुम्हे "टॉम और जैरी" के सबसे मज़ेदार चीज़ क्या लगती है?
संता: पूरा दिन नंगे घूमेंगे;
और जब नहाने के लिए जायेंगे,
तो स्विमिंग सूट पहन के जायेंगे। :D