Ek newspaper me chhapa ki...
"50% ladkiya bewkoof hoti hain"
.
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Is baat par ladkiyo ne khoob halla machaya..
.
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Fir next day jab ye chapa ke "50%
ladkiya bewkoof nahi hoti"
.
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Tab jakar ladkiya shaant hui... :P :O :D

kissing a girl on her fore head
is respect,
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kissing a girl on her cheek
is care,
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kissing a girl on her eyes
is care & love,
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kissing a girl on her lips
is love,
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but kissing a girl in front of her
boyfriend ???
.
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HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG ..... :D :D

Ek ladki 18th floor se gir gai
.
13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch kar liya
aur poocha mujh se pyar karogi
Ladki: No.
Ladke ne usay chor diya
.
9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya
poocha mujhe kiss karogi
ladki: No
Usne bhi chor diya
.
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Ladki cheekhen marti huyi 1 or chance ki duya karne lagi .
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3th floor pe 1 or ladke ne catch kar liya Ladki foran boli:
"mein tumse pyar bhi krungi aur kiss bhi karungi"
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Ladke ne usay foran chor diya aur bola:
Characterless girl. Isse to tu mar jaye
Main shareef hu ye galat kaam hargiz nhi karunga....... ­... :-P

Ek din meri GirlFriend ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,
Mein ghar pahucha aur bell bajai,

Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi,

Muskura ke boli aap bahut smart ho,
Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai.
Mai akeli hu, Mein muskraya aur,

Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga,
To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur,
Meri sharafat ki tareef karte huey, Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha,

Hum ko rishta manzur hai.
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Ab mai kya batayu.. ??
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Ki Mein to bike ko lock karne gya tha... :P :O :D

मेरी हर रात में आपको याद होती है;
चाँद तारों से रोज यही बात होती है;
मेरे ख़्वाबों में बिलकुल न आना आप;
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क्योंकि डरावनी सूरत से हमारी नींद ख़राब होती है। :P