Students Exams Life -

9am- Wake-up
10am- Breakfast
11am- Thinking to score 80%
12am- FB

1pm- Lunch
2pm- Thori neend le ke parhenge dimagh set hoga..
4pm- Games
5pm- Thinking to score 60%

6pm- Troubling friends "kuch parha?"
8pm- Searching books.
9pm- Dinner

10pm- Lo bhai light gayi.
11pm- Upar wale! Bas pass kara de...
12pm- Kal se pakka parhunga...

God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……
this is called as
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“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”

Marne Ke 3 Tarike..!!
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1) Roz cigret piyo 30 Saal Me Maroge,,
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2) Roz Drink karo 15 Saal Me Maroge,,
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3) Kisi Se Saccha Pyar Karo Jite Ji Mar jaoge,,,

LADKIYAN 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai

1st- BORING

2nd- INTERSTING
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BORING- jo DHOOP mein bhi UMBRELLA le kar ghumti hain.
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INTERESTING- Jo baarish mein bhi, Jaan- bujh kar, UMBRELLA ghar bhool jati hain. :P

School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki nahi...

Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. .

Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam..

Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle...

Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. .

Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare...

Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai...

Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay…