Aashiqui 2 me Ladki Jitni samjhdaar dikhaai hai
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Real Life me 10% bhi utni samjhdaar
or supportive ho to Duniya sudhar jaaye :D

In an aeroplane after 4-5 drinks
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British : I will sleep now
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American : I want to work on internet now
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German : I will watch movies now
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Chinese : I will listen to music now
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Indian : Aaj tera bhai plane chalayega :O :P

Santa went to Microsoft office for interview..

Interviewer: Tell me any 4 versions of java ??

Santa:" bahot sochne ke baad,,

Mar java,,

Mit java,,

Lut java,,

Mai Sadkay Java... :o :P :D :D

Bhagwan ne mujhse bola ki tu apna ek pyara dost
chhod de mai tujhe Cell dunga,
2 ko chhod de to "fast track"ki ghadi dunga,
5 ko chhod de 5 lakh dunga,
aur sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "FERRARI" dunga.
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Maine bhagwan ko dekha (' ')
aur kaha ki: BHAGWAN,
YE DOST WO HEIN JINHONE MERI HAR
KHUSHI HAR GHAM MAI SAATH DIYA.
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MERE BACHPAN SE LEKAR
AAJ TAK MERE SATH RAHE.
KABHI MAIN ROYA TO APNE HAATHON SE AANSU POCHHE.
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EK GLASS PANI BHI PIYA TO BHI
MERE SAATH SHARE KIYA.
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MERI EK AWAZ PAR DAUDE CHALE AYE,
AUR AAP KEHTE HE KI MAIN EK FERRARI KE LIYE
INHE Chhod DU?
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KHAIR KOI BAAT NAHI,
"FERRARI BLACK COLOUR KI HONI CHAHIYE... :D :P

Duniya ki best "MAA" to
har bete ke paas hoti hai,
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Lekin pata nahi duniya ki best "BIWI"
Padosi ke paas hi kyu hoti hai.. ?? :P :D