Laila Ne Majnu Ko Ek Ped Ke Pichhe Dekha Aur Boli..

Laila: “ Tum Majnu Ho Na ??

Majnu Bola:“ Haan”
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Phir Kuch Deir Baad Use Jhadiyo
Ke Piche Dekha To Boli..

Laila:“ Tum Majnu Ho Na ??
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Majnu Bola: “ Haan, Main Majnu Hoon”
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Phir Kuch Deir Baad Use Diwaar Ke Pichhe Dekha Aur Kaha..

Laila: “ Tum Majnu Ho Na ??
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Majnu Bola: “ Haan-Haan, Kamini Main Majnu Hi Hoon,
Tu Mujhe Tatti Karne Degi Ya Nahi ?? :(( :p >:O :D

Ek Ladke ne ek Ladki ko propose
kiya through msg..
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Msg padhne ke baad
Ladki ne 2 din mein uss se shadi karli
Ye sochkar ki koi itna sara pyar kaise kar sakta hai..
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Socho ladke ne kya likha hoga msg mein.??
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I Love U Utna
Engineering ka syllabus hai jitna.. :D :P

1 Jhooth Aapki Zindagi Ke 5 Min
Kam Kar Deta Hai,
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Aur
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1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindgi Ke
10 Min Badha Deti Hai,
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Moral: " Haste Haste Jhooth Bolo
To Bhi 5 Min Ka Faayda Hai.. :P :O ;-))

Aaj Mujhe Ek ladki kehti,,,,
Mujhe facebook pe ID bana do,,
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Maine kaha: Tujhe ID Chalani Aati bhi hai kya.??
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Woh kehti : Chala aap lena.....
main picche baith jaungi :D o_O :P

16 saal ki umar mein:
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1 baar kiya to khoon aaya,
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2 baar kiya to dard hua :]
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3 baar kiya to jalan hui
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4 baar kiya to Smoothly hua...
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"Kamino SHAVING ka
Anubhav bata raha hu" =))