A Good Teacher Is
Who Tells To Study Hard...
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But...
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A Best Teacher Is
Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall
N Shouts..
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"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHI CHUPALO... :D

2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki
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Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Close Her Eyes & Returnd
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Boy In Air Opened Parashute
& Said Mujhe Pata Tha Chudel Tu Nahi Kudegi
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From that day onwards people started saying LADIES FIRST... :P :O =D

BF-Tum Mujhe kitna
pyar karti ho
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GF - Arz Maarti hu ...
Chaha Hai jise chahat se zyada
Samja Hai jise khud se zyada
Bharosa Hai jispe sabse zyada
Tu hi Hai Wo "HARAMZADA" :p :p

Two Type ki girls ke piche mat bhago..
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1) Jiske piche main hu..
kyunki wo tum se nahi pategi...
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2) Jiske piche main nahi hu
wo mujhse nahi pati
to tumse kya Ghanta pategi :p:O :D :D

ADMIT IT GIRLS...
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A girl takes 100 pictures a day
then deletes 99 of them
& uploads 1
and caption goes like this
"Aise hi baithi thi kisi ne click kar di" !!! :P