Boy 2 god - Hazaro ki kismat tere hath hai,
Agar pass karde to kya baat hai

God 2boy - Girlfriends thodi kamm patata to kya baat thi
Kitabein to saari tere paas thi..

Santa: Jalebi Bech Raha Tha Magar Keh Raha Tha
"Aalu Le Lo Aalu".

Banta Bola Yeh Jalebi hai.
Santa : Chup ho Ja Warna Makkhiyan Aa Jayengi.

CHINA Cricket Kyon Nhi Khelta?
Kyonki TECHNICAL Problem Hae

Sab Players Ka Face Ek Jaisa Hota Hai
Jo Out Ho Gaya Wahi Muh Dhoke
Phir Se Aa Skta hai...

Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko dekta or bolta,
'AUR GHADHE KAISA HAI'!

Us admi ne pandit se sikayat ki to pandit ne tote ko danta.
Agle din jb wo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola.
Thoda aage ja k us admi ne mud k dekha to tota haste hue bola.
''SAMAJH TO TU GAYA HOGA''

Santa: Aisi Chiz Ka Naam Bta,

Jo Lal Hai aur Trin-Trin Karti Hai

Banta:Telephone

Santa: Galat

Banta: To kya?

Santa:Tamatar
Trin Trin To Confuse Karne K LiYe Tha. :D