Ladki- (sharma ke) ye pyar kya hota hai? .

Ladka- pyar ka rishta 2 insaano me

wohi hota he jo cement or rait

k darmiyan pani ka hota hai farz karo .

dekho

Ladka= cement

Ladki= rait

Love= pani

.Ab agar cement or rait ko aapas me

mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi hoge

Agar in me pani mix kar diya jaye to

inko koi juda nahi kar sakta

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Ladki  (Hans ke boli) - Kamine tu CIVIL ENGINEER hai na? :P

Girl- jab Meri Yaad Aati Hai Tab Tum kya krte Ho?
Boy- Mein Tumari Do Favourite Choclate khata Hu
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Aur Tum kya karti Ho ?
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Girl - Me bhi 2 "Udta Panchi" kha Leti hu.....

machar ne aadmi ko din mein kaat liya,
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aadmi - tum to raat me kaat te ho din me kyu kata,
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machar- ghar ki haalat kharab hai,
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"OVER TIME" kar raha hu...

Bus me college ki ladkiyon ke chadne se bus bhar gyi
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AUR
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Santa reh gya
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Conducter - No More No More?
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Santa - saale morni chadha li ham aaye to "No More No More".

3 boys proposed a girl...
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1st: Mai tumhare liye apni jaan de sakta hu.
Girl: "Wo to sab kehte hain"
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2nd: Mai tumhare liye chand taare tod kar la sakta hu.
Girl: "Purana dialogue hai"
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3rd:  "Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 1 Ltr. Petrol dalwaunga"..
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Girl (Ankho me aansu ke saath) : Pagal itna chahta hai mujhe.. ?? :P :D