Pappu: "Jaanu ab tum change ho gayi ho..
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GF:"Wo kyun.. ??
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Pappu:"Ab main tumhe KISS karta hu to tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti..
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GF:"Haramkhor, Pichli Bar Close ki thi to Mere Purse se 100 Rs. Gayab The.. :/ :p :D :O

1 darzi logo ke kapde lekr farar ho gya
Koi kehta meri pant
Koi kehta meri Shirt
Santa bhi ro rha tha.
Logon ne pucha kyon ro rahe ho?

Santa: haye o rabba, Mera vi naap le gya.

1 ladka daaru pee ke aaya aur Baap se bachne ke liye laptop le kar baith gya..

Baap: daaru pee ke aaya hai na?
Beta: Nahi To..

Baap: Kaminey,
fir briefcase khol ke kya type kar raha hai? :-P

Santa ki modern wife ne usse office jaate waqt
pyaar se kaha:

'see you in the evening'

Santa:
'Mein bhi tujhe dekh lunga kameeni,
dhamki apne baap ko diyo. :P

Child- Papa Aunty ka pet itna kyo foola hua hai ?
Dad- i know, tu sab Jan ta hai
Child- i dont know. Trust me dad
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Dad- Aunty ke pet me paani bhara hua hai.
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Child- fir Baccha to doob jayega.. . .x :P