When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

Friends are like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)

In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
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6.SuSu: isliye karke sona.

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,"To the only boy I ever loved ! "

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?

The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!