Friendship is not a word,
Not merely a relationship.
Itz a silent promise sayin,
”I was”,”I am”& ”I wll b”…

Pappu: yaar Pintu, Examination Ki Saari Preparation Ho Chuki Hai.
Pintu: bahut Acche
Pappu: Haan Yaar Pen, Pencil, Sharpner
Sab Ready hai, Bas padhai Karna Baaki hai.

Wife Meaning In Diffrent Aspects;
For Husband:
“Without Information, Fighting Everytime”
For Wife:
“With Idiot For Ever”

Some Funny Dowry Demands Before Marriage By Husband;
1975: Radio
1985: Television
1995: Scooter
2005: Car
2013: Wife Without Boyfriend !!

A girl Checks Her Weight, That’s 60 KG
She removes Sandal Then 57 KG
Then Dupatta 56 KG
Now Coin Finished Then A Boy Said
Please Carry On, I Have Coins