1 Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.
Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.
Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said
Saala Trackshut pahen ke dhokha de raha tha...

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.
but now dat i luv u i m scared 2 lose u!

A Sardar went to hotel,
ordered chicken, Waiter comes with the order,
Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Surdar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!

Santa goes to buy a underwear.
On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao,
Party wear nahin chahiye.....

ru know full form of DARLING ?
D = dear
A = always
R = remembar
L = love
I = is
N = not
G = game