Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are u writing so slowly?

Sardar: I m writing to my 6 year old son,
he cant read very fast. :D

One generally makes 10 friends;
Laughs with 9;
Talks regularly to 8;
Meets 7;
Celebrates with 6;
Loyal to 5;
Parties with 4;
Holidays with 3;
Cries with 2;
But only trusts 1

The secret to a long lasting relationship is two people:
Working together;
Standing together;
Wanting together;
Being together and seeing the future together!

Wife: Honey my stomach is getting bigger
i think im pregnant!
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Husband: Ya,
and i know who’s the daddy !!!!
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Wife : Who ?
Husband : McDonalds !!! hahaha :P

Boy to Gym instructor:
"Which machine shall I use?
I want to impress girls"
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Gym Instructor: "ATM"  lol :P
Well said Mr. Instructor (y)