Sometimes I think about you and stop talking,
Everybody say me then I'm Dumb.
Sometimes I close my eyes and see you on dream,
Everybody say me then I'm Blind.
Sometimes I be crazy for you
and everybody say me I'm mad
And If I start talking to you then I never stop
and Everybody say me then I'm talkative.
they all are always right because really I Love You ♥

Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone. :) :P :D

A girl gets 95 marks in computer
but dont know how to remove the pendrive safely
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But a boys get 44 marks in the same subject
but he knows how to hack a computer :o :P :D

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice,
and
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U R 100% stupid to believe these words... :v :P

Its too hard to loose someone who is
99% cute,
98% sweet,
97% loving,
96% talented and
100% friendly,
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Thats me :)
Whats a waste of life if u loose me.