Engineering student sitting with his Girlfriend in Restaurant

Drinking BEER and says:" I Love yOu
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Girlfriend:" is it yOu Or the BEER talking ??
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Student:" its me, Talking tO my BEER,
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yOu Shut up

Boy : I Love You
Girl : Shut up
Boy : I Like you
Girl : Shut up
Boy : I Miss you
Girl : Shut up
Boy : you are really pretty !!
Girl : Really ??
Boy : SHUT UP

Girl :"Do you like me ??
Boy :"No
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Girl got sad
Boy :"Why are you sad ??
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Girl :"Coz u don't like me
Boy :"U never asked do you love me
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Girl :"Awwww ok do you love me ???
Boy :"No.... :D :P

Dear Girls,

If number of guys are proposing you,

that DOESN’T mean

you’re smart, sexy, desirable, hot or sunder.

It simply means that guys think that you’re
tooooooooo easy to get,

and everyone is trying their luck.
So, if every other guy is proposing you,

you’re not at all respected…

Boyfriend : Please keep me in your brain, not in your heart..;)
Girlfriend : How funny, why not heart..?
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your heart is housefull and brain is empty,
more empty space means more comfort ;) :P